MAGNETIC LOTUS FEET
Topic:
The Stuck, Magnetic Lotus Feet
Posted: Barry Pittard, Australia, March 11,
2003
Email: bpittard@beachaccess.com.au
Sent to: www.exbaba.com
Ref: http://www.sssct.org/Discourses/2003/Mar_16.htm
MAGNETIC LOTUS FEET
One Small Poem By
Bugger One Blubber
You are all God,
You are all Avatars
You are all Christs
You are not this,
and not this,
But you are all
That
And you better
believe it
And behave your
That Selves
Or I will give you
a
Siva look!
Like This
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take That!
And That!
And That!
And now that I have
been
Getting all
magnetic
After this last
Mahsivrathri:
I am come to tell
you all
That you are all
MAGNETIC !!!
Don't worry if your
feet get stuck
Like Mine
Become One with Me
And - magnetically
Stuck -
Screw your courage
to the
Sticking plate, and
you'll not fail
(Hey, buggeroo, I
said that - how dare anyone say
That Shakespeare
said that!)
Why fear when My
magnetism is here?
Magnetic I tell
you. Not arthritic.
Just leave the puns
to Me.
Swami's Feet are
Magnetic Lotuses
You are all
Magnetic Lotus Feet
Come clodhop with
Me ...
Except for you
nitwits
Who just don't seem
After all my
endless discourses
To have been able
to become Perfect,
Perfect In My
Divine Organisation,
Pervect,
Pervect,
just like Me, and
remain
Rusty iron filings!
Can't you get it
through your
Thick God Avatar
Christ Tat Twam Asi heads
That members of My
Divine Organisation
Are meant to become
Me,
Magnetic,
Me,
Stuck to
the earth?
Divinely
bumble-stumble-Footed
And here you all
are
Still asking
for ... let me think ... could someone
In the first Row
remind me ... ah yes, now I remember - tinsel and trash.
(Yes, I made that
phrase up -
not Sivananda
or Vivekananda
Or any other nanda
without quite my Ananda).
What thoroughly bad
eggs you
Prematmaswaruplaras
all are!
Bad bad bad
bungaroos!
Will you not
realise that you are all
MAGNETIC LOTUS FEET
?!
Because you won't
listen
I'll withdraw my
Darshan
God save you!
That'll bring you
To your senses
To your magnetic
Godhood,
You demons
You Judases
Your cawing crows
Who make money
Out of
Criticising,
Out
of defaming
MAGNETIC
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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