THAROOR'S ARTICLE: SO VERY CLEAN AND SCRUBBED
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Date: 12-10-02
By: Barry Pittard.
Email: bpittard@beachaccess.com.au
Shashi Tharoor, wrote an article favorable to Sathya Sai Baba in the International Herald Tribune of December 3, 2002.
In fact, Tharoor's article is quite insidious. The point is not whether the Sai devotee of the piece is Tharoor's mother. Her son may indeed be the acolyte, but his enthusiasm for the mystic, emblematic collocation of the Ancient India (Sai Baba, the holy man) and the modern (Infosys, the high-tech corporation) has infectious capabilities.
In what follows, I quote Tharoor's words, and, by way of slightly oblique commentary on them, imagine myself as a trusting reader of his IHT article. I muse away in a manner that will prime me for cancelling the rest of my life and dragging my family off to India to see the so-called Godman.
A private audience with the ocher-robed guru was astonishing at several levels. Sai Baba uttered insights about my family and myself that he could not possibly have known.
How wonderful. I am astonished, too. This Mr Baba is clearly a man of God or His Prophet or some such. He is just what our family needs. We can cancel our intended camping holiday in the woods and go off to India. Mind you, I hear that people on the Internet are saying nasty things about him - but hey man look at the horrible things people said about Jesus! If it is God's will, this Sai Baba will notice us, or in some way get us on the right track. I just know it; I FEEL it!
Most startling, he materializes gifts from thin air - in my case a gold ring with nine embedded stones. He slipped it on my finger, remarking, "See how well it fits. Even a goldsmith would have needed to measure your finger."
Just like the loaves and fishes manifested out of nothing. My God, the miracles of Jesus are being repeated even in our own time, in an Age of Disbelief! The fact that the ring fitted Mr Tharoor's finger shows that Sathya Sai Baba - or God through him - is all-knowing of our slightest dimensions! He has counted even the number of hairs of our head, and knows the sizes of our fingers! Wow! But it's not a gold ring I want - just a divine golden smile from him. I FEEL somehow that he will do it. Of course, Mildred and the girls will like something in the jewellery line, and want to show it to all the women at the Church when we get back.
But a skilled magician can do that, and it would be wrong to see Sai Baba as a conjurer. He has channeled the hopes and energies of his followers into constructive directions, both spiritual and philanthropic.
See, not taking a thing for himself. I hope he takes those impressionable young sons of mine and gets their energies going in some constructive directions. Hey, maybe Mildred and I can enrol them at his one of his colleges and his university. He will put them into ship shape. If Sathya Sai Baba can inspire so many of his followers, including no doubt hardened journalists like Mr Tharoor, then he can do it for my family and me! And gosh, we must see if we can get some of our friends to come along to with us too, and their children. Yes, they are looking for a boarding school for their children. Perfect. And we'll make sure Mr Baba gets a BIG donation from us all - we'll cancel World Vision and the Salvation Army. I shall send all our friends copies of Mr Tharoor's article. In fact, I think I'll email it to all my Rotarian friends. It feels kind of like I am distributing a modern day Scripture. God, it feels good!
The next day I drove from Bangalore in a different direction, to the campus of Infosys, India's leading computer technology company. It, too, wore the clean and scrubbed look I had seen at Puttaparthi. But there were no temples here, no pavilions thronged with devotees ... I marveled at the sophistication and affluence visible in every square inch of the campus.
Clean and scrubbed - now we could do with a bit of that in our town. What a pride these people who live in Puttaparthi must take in their wonderful town, just like the pride shown in the magnificent Infosys campus.
Sai Baba and Infosys are both facets of 21st century India. One produces rings out of the ether and urges people to be better human beings; the other deals in a different form of virtual reality and helps human beings to better themselves. One runs free hospitals and schools; the other seeks to bring the benefits of technology to a country still mired in millennial poverty.
That's it - Mr Tharoor speaks like a visionary. With inspiration, he has seen that Sathya Sai Baba, the embodiment of the Timeless and the Ancientmost, is at one with the spirit and gift of Time and Progress. To pilgrimages on aeroplanes. Temples and spinning wheels; silicon and infrastructure. As Mr Tharoor so brilliantly says,
Sai Baba and Infosys are emblematic of an India that somehow manages to live in several centuries at once.
No doubt of it - Sathya Sai Baba and Infosys are the answer to India's problems of being so unclean and unscrubbed, and millenially poor (well, after the British came, anyway). That's what we need. Cleanliness and scrubbedness are next to Godliness. And now with Mr Bill Gates (with his heart bursting with lovingkindness like the heart of a Princess Di and a Mother Teresa) so generously putting hundreds of millions of dollars into raising up India, it should not be very long before Mr Baba and Mr Gates get together and clean up real good!
Look how clean and scrubbed our wonderful young men and women who work for Infosys and Microsoft, and IBM and Wipro. And look at that wonderful picture I saw of Sathya Sai Baba in the New York Times - so very clean and very scrubbed.
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